Corn dogs, mullets, and jorts

Ahhhh, it's that time of year again when the canola oil sizzles and air brushed trucker hats are not only appropriate, they're uniform.  It's the Texas State Fair.  And like any good white trash couple, my baby daddy took off work today to escort his baby mama to the land of the endless Shiner beer fueled dog show.

We made an immediate bee line for corn dog mecca - Fletcher's

Come to mama

Next up - Ferris Wheel to let the dogs settle

Dallas - home of the Cotton Bowl, Snuffer's Cheese Fries, and Dallas' Most Eligible...so proud, so proud

Hey Sister friend, you look so small from up here

Seems awkwardly appropriate that Nick Cage would be keeping his eye on that snake

Where's Waldo?  He's in the Camaro rock climbing section!  Where else would he be? 

Till next year my big chested friend

Stevie